Texts From Last Night

My recent obsession -- www.textsfromlastnight.com

 

Here are a few favs:

 

(213): I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday

 

(205): it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

 

(404): It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
(1-404): No one shows this much boob at breakfast

 

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

 

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

 

Classic.