Texts From Last Night

My recent obsession -- www.textsfromlastnight.com

 

Here are a few favs:

 

(213): I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday

 

(205): it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"

 

(404): It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
(1-404): No one shows this much boob at breakfast

 

(416): Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home

 

(971): I have two black x marks on my hands.
(503): Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
(971): damnit I wish I could remember that.

 

Classic. 

Some Thoughtful Lyrics

Well it's all so overrated
In not saying how you feel
So you end up watching chances fade
And wondering what's real
 - Michelle Branch, Breathe

Phoenix

I will miss my wonderful puppy... :(

A Conclusion

After much review, I've come to the conclusion that men today are mostly wusses. Rarely do they ever fight or put out much effort to win a girl over anymore. What happened to those knights who freakin' rode off into battle just for a date with a lady!? Now that's showing an interest right there.