Things That Are Difficult to Say When Drunk

Got this as a text message from Jess while at work today and just had to share it!!

Things That Are DIFFICULT to Say When Drunk:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things That are VERY DIFFICULT to Say When Drunk:

1. Specificity
2. Anti- constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Trans substantiate

Things That are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to Say When Drunk:

1. No, thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now. I have work in the morning.